Excerpt From Blog Post:This sad article just appeared in the Canuck Times, a reliable and highly respected news source in Canada.

The latest scuttlebut is that Canadians "distrust" America and that they do not see the US as a force for good in the world.
"Canadians live far more wonderful-er den dem Americans down south dere, eh?" said Butch La Pierre, spokesman for Canada's "We Ain't No Hicks" campaign which seeks to over turn the stereotype of Canadians as drunken backwoods hicks who subsist on beer , coffee, cigarettes and marry their sisters.
"It's a mystery ta me whar we git that reputation"said Butch as he stubbed out his home rolled cigarette in his armpit.
This year the US will give an estimated $26Billion dollars in foreign aid to various nations, including Canada which received quite a lot.
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